Rhea invents an innovative method implying that large breasts can alleviate severe neck stiffness
Rhea invents an innovative method implying that large breasts can alleviate severe neck stiffness

Listen up! Rhea Creates has a prescription that might just get you interested. You see, she firmly believes in the curative powers of – wait for it – big boobs! Yep, you read that right. We ain’t talking about any old neck massage here. We’re talking mammary manipulation, bosom buffing, tit kneading! If you’ve got a kink in the old neckaroo, the voluptuous Rhea’s hands-on approach could be just what you need.

Now, picture this. Our friend Nicky Rebel trudges through the front door, looking weary as can be. His neck’s as stiff as a board. “Rhea, babe,” he groans, “I need your magic touch.” Rhea, the crimson-haired temptress that she is, steps up to the plate. With a wink and a smile, she proceeds to massage her boyfriend’s stiff neck with her ample assets. It’s not long before Nicky’s stiffness migrates south and our lovebirds engage in some energetic and oh-so-satisfying hanky-panky!

So what else do you need to know about our dear wild child Rhea? Ever snuck off for a steamy romp in the great outdoors? Rhea has! Under Burnside Bridge in Portland, several times in cars, and countless sessions amidst nature’s splendor. Once she and her beau even had a post-hike frolic in the backseat of their car after dark until an unsuspecting hiker happened upon them! After all, why let a hard-on go to waste when you can make it an adventure? Feeling intrigued? Get the full scope of Rhea’s scandalous escapades over at PORNMEGALOAD.COM!