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The seductive purr in her voice as she promises you a once-in-a-lifetime lap dance will leave you weak at the knees. Carmen’s so hot, you might worry about spontaneous combustion of the couch beneath you! Fancy more of this fever-inducing vixen? Hit PORNMEGALOAD.COM for all you can handle of Carmen Hayes!

Let me tell you the sauciest tale. Our main character is no other than the 60-year-old Luna Azul. She’s not just an everyday lady, oh no! Luna is a sly one, pulling off an unpredictable trick. Picture this: a young man, busily making copies on the copy machine. Pictures of her, Luna, in rather revealing situations. Busted! You might think the young man’s in trouble, but you’re in for a surprise. Luna doesn’t confront him for some fire and brimstone; instead, she decides it’s time to introduce him to some after-hours extracurricular activities. She’s not just the boss in office hours!

Now, for the juicy details. Luna, our bold femme fatale, boldly perches on the desk, right in the middle of the copy room and demands that her employee pleases her right then and there. Worries about getting caught? Pssh! She laughs in the face of danger – she’s the boss after all! Another highlight comes when our young employee discovers that Luna is in pantyhose. A minor obstacle, easily remedied as he rips a hole to get access. Doesn’t bother Luna one bit – she’s perfectly content with flaunting ripped pantyhose for the rest of the day. Who knows, maybe another lucky employee will be next in line… Maybe.

Finally, let’s address the not-so-elephant in the room – Luna’s messy conclusion to her pleasure-filled encounter. Oh yes, she takes a creampie alright. We can only guess how she’ll handle that predicament for the rest of her work day. But let me tell you this: what happened right there is what we endearingly call an “employee bonus”. So kids, next time you’re at work and you’re tempted to gossip about your hot boss… remember Luna Azul and this tale of an unusual office encounter. It may just earn you that extra bonus! Want to see more of Luna’s adventures? You know where to find her – on IFUCKEDTHEBOSS.COM.