When this scene opens, the great Minka, the world’s bustiest Asian by far, is standing at a copy machine in an office. She’s wearing a white sweater that’s absolutely tenting. I mean, her tits look even more ginormous than ever. Her boss walks past.

“Hi, Mr. Dick,” she says.

Figures that Minka would have a boss named Dick.

Well, Mr. Dick is so distracted by Minka’s tits that he pours coffee all over the floor. Minka is not surprised. This sort of thing happens to her all the time.

Next time he shows up, Minka is sitting at her desk with her sweater up around her neck and her huge tits pouring out of her bra.

“What’s wrong with your shirt?” he says.

“It’s too hot,” she says.

He calls her into his office. Tells her that she can’t be walking around the office with her tits out.

“Why are you grabbing your dick?” she asks him, tit-for-tat.

“Because I’m horny,” he says.

“You need to fuck and your stress is gone,” she advises helpfully.

And that’s how Minka avoids getting reprimanded. Once again, her tits save the day.

Minka has filmed many pictorials and videos for SCORE magazine since 1994. She has been featured on numerous radio and television shows all over the world. Her fan base covers the globe, from Japan to South America. The only reason she’s not in the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame is she’s never retired.

I hope she never does. She’s more valuable out here than she is in there.

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Occupation: Student; Lives: San Diego, California; Age: 22; Born: August 22; Ht: 5’3″; Wt: 120 pounds; Bras: 34D; Panties: Comfy ones; Anal: I like it a little; BJs: Swallow; Masturbate: Every day.

Daisy is an odd bird. She’s not the kind of girl you’d expect to find in our magazine or on our website. She wasn’t sexually active for a long time. “When I lost my virginity, it was very uncomfortable. I didn’t do it again for six years.” Then there’s her celebrity crush. “My sexual fantasy is fucking Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy. He’s a hottie.

“A few months ago, I fucked a guy who was in cosplay. I didn’t see what his face looked like at all, but he was dressed as one of my favorite comic book characters, so I took him back to my hotel room and did him. It was at Comic-Con.

“I masturbate every day just to calm my nerves. I rarely watch porn, though. When I do, it’s always super-kinky shit. I have a thing for guys dressed up in latex, bowing down as slaves at the feet of a powerful woman.

“I know that I have an unusual relationship with sex. I’ll go from being completely non-sexual to being a dick-crazed slut who has to fuck all the time. Maybe it’s a hormone imbalance or something. Either way, I can’t imagine that I’ll be doing porn for very long. It’s a lot of fun, though!”

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