We conducted a delightful taste test to evaluate various food items

Roll up your sleeves, fellas, and take heed to the word on the street. Perhaps cooking wasn’t your forte or you never bothered with it before, but this might be the deal breaker for you. Our girl here, she isn’t into the whole culinary arts scene. She doesn’t crave the bustling kitchen and the flavors mingling on a hot pan. No, she’s more of a ‘relax and indulge’ kind of gal. The quickest way to her heart, she’ll tell you, ain’t through a gourmet meal or a Michelin-style presentation. It’s simpler than you might think.

Now hold on there, cowboy, don’t go flinging some microwave dinner onto her plate and expect to be in her good graces. She does have standards, you know. Mess with her taste buds in a wrong way, and you might as well call it a night, you’re out, no chance for a do-over. So, you better make sure whatever you present tastes good. She does appreciate the finer things in life, and if you give her bad food, well, let’s just say you might not be getting that invite to stay for dessert. But don’t get all sweaty now; she’s not picky. Serve her some good mac n’ cheese, and she’ll be as happy as a clam at high tide.

Here’s the real kicker though; if you feed it to her yourself, she’ll be putty in your hands. She’ll be so into you; it will feel like a freight train hit you. You won’t even know what happened until it’s all over. Naughty yet subtle, this is one daredevil of a challenge! Are you up for the ‘Taste Test’? If the answer is yes, then more of these fun escapades await you at FEEDHERFUCKHER.COM!