Your new step-mother is unexpectedly the same provocative stripper who once gave you a lapdance

Picture this. A dude was reminiscing about a recent trip to a strip club with his pal over the phone. There, he got a lapdance from a particularly hot stripper. Now here’s where it gets complicated – that stripper just became his step-mom! That’s right folks, dad has been hitting the town and settled down with quite the jaw-dropper.

Just as he tries to parse this strange new reality, his brand new step-mom overhears his conversation. To his utter surprise, she struts over. Wearing a skimpy, one-piece swimsuit that does little to hide her voluptuous figure and glowing tan lines, she confronts him about his chat. He tries to brush it off, feigning ignorance about anything stripper-related. Oh, but she’s onto him. “Are you lying to your step-mom?” she cheekily asks. Caught in the act, he can’t help but squirm and try to weasel his way out. However, it becomes clear that he’s not fooling anyone–especially not her.

Eager to set the record straight (and perhaps teach him a lesson or two), she decides to give him a firsthand experience of what really happens at a strip club. In spite of his feeble protests about their newly-established familial ties, she points out the obvious: they’re not blood-related. Technically, they aren’t but it certainly feels like they are now. And what follows just blurs the line further. Let’s just say it involves much more than just a lap dance and leave it at that.

But we’re getting ahead of ourselves here. Who is this woman of mystery? Meet 49-year-old Morgan Ray. Don’t let her age fool you – she boasts an impressive set of fake assets, glossy long hair and a killer physique that defies the years. As for her step-son? He’s fresh into adulthood at 22. The pair’s story doesn’t end there though – they decide to take their escapades outdoors, where there’s a good chance the neighbors could catch a glimpse (or maybe more) of their activities. Maybe one of them even got a lapdance from Morgan too. Who knows, one of them could be next in line for this unusual encounter!